AISubs v3.7
- Yard-motogu's Shibata! - Yard-chan!
- Keisuke! - Yard!
- Nishihara! - Sasai here!
- No matter how you look at it, we're soccer players. - Clearly!
- Yes! - Which means we're going to play soccer!
- It's been a while since we played soccer. - It's like a soccer project.
We've done free kicks and PKs and all kinds of things, but we're finally going to play soccer!
- It's a match! - Yay!
- We're finally doing it! - We're finally doing it!
- We've been practicing soccer for a while now! - What's up with you?
- We've probably figured out what we should do, so the coach... - Nanami-san taught us.
The coach taught us how to do free kicks and all kinds of things.
All we have to do is kick each other in a match.
We've been practicing a lot, but...
- We're not amateurs. - We're not amateurs.
- We might end up showing you something lame. - That's not good.
- That would be embarrassing, so... - That would be embarrassing, so...
- We've prepared a perfect situation for us to win this match. - Yes!
- Our opponent is elementary school students! - Oh!
- We won! - We won!
When we thought about how we could win against our fans, all we could do was beat elementary school students.
But it's hard to play against elementary school students, so we asked a team for help.
- It's called "Maruyasu Okazaki". - Oh, Okazaki no Ko, right?
- Okazaki no Ko, right? - Yes.
- Our senior told us to teach our juniors. - We've lived more than twice as long.
By the way, I don't know if it's related or not, but...
- It seems like you're in elementary school. - Elementary school.
- You're in elementary school, right? - Yes, we're in elementary school.
Elementary school students are like this. They're physically strong, so...
- When you're playing against them... - Oh, you were there!
Just like Tom and Jerry, I'm like, "Oh, I'm shaking."
Since there are six of us this time...
- It's 11 against 11, so we have to protect that. - Yes.
- We want to win fair and square for our fans. - Yes, yes, yes.
- If we don't have enough players, we'll hire elementary school students. - Oh!
- Oh!
- It doesn't make sense. - They're our teammates!
- If we put in someone who's not in high school, it's hard to tell. - Yes.
They're physically strong, but...
- I think their strategy is their biggest weakness. - That's true.
- To fight fairly, we've prepared a coach. - Oh!
- Finally, we have a coach. - Okay, coach, please!
- Hey! Hey! - Nice!
- Hey, get out of the way! - Thank you!
- Get out of the way! Get out of the way! - It's night now, isn't it?
- Hey! - Hey!
- Catch Ronnie-san. - What?
- Why did you say "Catch Ronnie-san"? - What do you mean?
- He was at national level in elementary school. - Huh? He's that good?
- He won first place in Aichi Prefecture. - Wow!
- And he played soccer in high school. - His baseball was amazing.
- He was 11th in high school. - Wow!
- 11th and amazing. - Team B.
- He was at national level in elementary school, but didn't make it to the preliminaries. - Huh?
- Is high school like a national championship class? - Huh? Like what?
- Like a hyper-competitive high school? - I had a cheerleader, but I don't know much about it.
- You're watching the match, but... - You're watching it!
- Speaking of cheerleaders, it's fun this time. - It's fun!
I said I'd hire a cheerleader, but there were a few people who said they couldn't make it.
- The number of people who said they couldn't make it decreased. - Huh?
- I thought it was bad, so I thought I'd call in someone who could make it. - Oh!
- Please come to the center. - You're here!
- Hey! - Huh?
- Hello! - You're louder than him!
- Hey, lock it up! - You're annoying me!
- I didn't think you'd come out. - I thought you'd come out, but it's that hairstyle.
- Don't do it with your hair! - I decided to do it with this hairstyle because we're doing it today.
- Hello, I'm Little Bakudan. - What?
- I won't show mercy to you! - Little Bakudan has 7 cheerleaders and 4 elementary school students.
- OK, we'll do it as a team. - I don't want to work under that coach.
- It's close, but we can't let the players go. - It's a secret room.
- It's a glamorous secret room. - Well, do it properly.
- We don't need laughter or anything like that. - Yes.
- I'm starting to get nervous about the game. - Good evening, I'm Little Bakudan.
- We have a kickoff in 30 minutes. - Yes.
- Our strategy is also empty. - Yes.
- We'll leave it all up to the coach. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Tokaio V.S. Elementary School Team, we're going for it, so please support us with all your might!
- We're going for it! - Yeah!
Coach, can you tell us about your position?
I thought about it as I watched the World Cup.
- As you watched the World Cup? - I thought about it as I watched it.
That was helpful.
My simple strategy is...
- I'll use an adult. - So...
- I have a power plan. - Oh!
- The goalie is in elementary school. - Oh, yes.
- He's already in uniform. - And on the right-side back...
- is a elementary school student. - Oh!
- To strengthen our defense... - Oh!
- I'll have Ryo do it. - Yes!
- Oh! - The center back.
- He's this tall. - Yes!
- I was scared of elementary school students. - Scary!
Once Ryo did it, three elementary school students fell.
- Wow! - That's scary.
- I'll have another elementary school student do it. - Oh!
- Can you tell us about your formation? - It's 4-4-2.
- 4-4-2? - Yes.
Pi-pi-pi...
- Pi-pi-pi... - Like that?
- It's 3-3-2. - 3-3-2.
It's 4-4-2.
It's like a one-balanche, but with one top and one bottom.
You can do it like a wing.
- You can do it like a two-top. - Wing, wing, wing...
- It's money! - Balanche!
- The king's balanche! - Balanche!
- Seriously... - Seriously, what are you saying?
- Yes! - Sorry!
- Say it in words you know! - Is it bad for you?
- It's easy to understand! - These guys are weird.
- So we'll have another defense. - Another one.
- Don't say "one more"! - Yes.
- I'll have Icto do it. - Yes.
- The left-side back. - I'll have a first elementary school student do a balanche.
- Balanche. - What's your name?
- Lan. - Lan!
- I'll have Lan do it. - Top and bottom.
- It's an attack. - I'd like you to do some defense.
I'd like you to do it like a balanche, but since you're top and bottom...
- I'll have Tetsuya do it. - I can run the most.
- You can run the most. - In the middle.
- In the middle.
- Can someone represent us? - Yes.
- Can you represent us like you did 10 years ago? - I'm Sagawa Shinji.
- That was close! - You're amazing!
- You're really good!
- Excuse me, but who's Power Pro 9? - Top and bottom, right?
- Top and bottom. - Yes.
- The command tower. - Yes, yes, yes.
- And on the right, Toshimetsu. - Oh, on the right!
- Who's on the right? - You like mochi, don't you?
- Huh? - Huh?
- I like mochi. - Family, family!
- Why are you so familiar with that? - Toshizawa and I are lined up.
- So you're lined up sideways. - Yes, yes.
- And on the left, Mushi. - Oh, no, no, no, no.
- It's fine. - It's fine.
- Anyway, hold the ball and kick it in the middle. - It's fine.
- Oh, then... - I'm right-footed.
- Shut up and go home, you! - You're disgusting!
- Make up your mind! - But you have two forwards.
- Shibayu and Yumemaru will do it. - Isn't this weird?
- Is it okay? Is it decisive? - Yeah, it's fine.
- I can't use it in any other position. - I thought the front was important, but it's not.
- Anyway, I thought you'd do it first, so I tightened up the back. - I see.
- Anyway, everyone, hold the ball and kick it in the middle, or in front of you. - Okay.
- Elementary school students, please support Tokai. - We'll do our best.
- We'll do our best.
- We're looking forward to it. - We're looking forward to it.
- Got it? - We're looking forward to it.
- Hurry up and finish it! Don't throw it! - We'll do our best.
- We'll do our best.
- Okay, it's finally starting. - Yes.
- We've been messing around up until now, but we'll do it for real. - We'll show you.
- We'll show you that we can really do it. - We'll show you.
- Let's go! - Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Should we open it up? - Yes.
- I'll go this way. - OK.
- I was worried at first. - Coach, is it around here?
- This team is crazy!
I don't know anything, but is it OK?
I'm serious! I'm serious from now on!
I'll do my best!
- Go forward! Go forward! - Go forward!
- But I don't know what you're doing! - Go forward! Go forward!
Whoa, this is crazy!
It's crazy all of a sudden!
Coach, can you hold it up for me?
- Coach, is it around here? - Is it?
- Is it?
- Nice, nice!
Go forward! Go forward!
GO FORWARD!
- Nice, nice! - Go forward!
- Nice, nice! - Nice, nice!
GO FORWARD! GO FORWARD!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- Outside, outside!
Nice!
Go for it!
- Nice! - Nice!
Go forward!
Go for it!
- Nice! - Go for it!
- Go for it!
Coach, nice!
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- Put on your headband and get down. - Don't say "headband"!
With this height...
- Don't say "headband"! - With this height, you can do it!
Shibai, you did it here, so show them!
Hey, you're weird!
OK!
Again!
Don't do it like a goal!
Win with your heart! With your heart!
Kill it!
Grow up!
What?
What happened?
Offside?
This is offside, isn't it?
Go! Go! Go!
Dangerous! Dangerous!
Dangerous!
He's going to take it!
Drink it! Drink it!
I can't help it! I can't help it!
OK!
It's all because of Toshimizu!
Don't say that!
Let's support each other!
One point left!
Go!
He did it!
Go!
Nice!
Go!
Nice!
He's good!
Good job!
If you have the ball, you can kick forward!
I can't touch the ball!
Do your best!
Go!
Nice!
Go!
Nice!
Go!
OK!
It's only just started!
Our strategy is bad!
No one's talking!
Thank you very much.
Good! Good!
Good! Good! Challenge!
Nice!
Good!
Go! Go!
I don't have hope.
No mistakes! Nice!
No mistakes at all!
What are you doing?
Good!
Close it!
So close!
Nice! Nice!
Nice!
Good!
Isn't it the first shoot?
That's right!
I saw the first episode of Blue Rock yesterday.
They say it's not the first episode!
Call me properly!
Wow!
No way!
Adults have to take responsibility!
If we don't take responsibility,
we can't show people what we're doing!
You're right!
This is a critical time for adults!
Forward! Forward! Forward! Forward!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Good!
[Adults have to take responsibility!]
Nice!
Go!
Fly! Fly!
Fly!
[Adults have to take responsibility!]
- Nice! - Yeah!
Nice!
- Yeah, nice! - Yeah, nice!
FAST FORWARD
Isn't this the first of Shorin Soccer's...
- Oh, no! - It's not that big of a deal!
- We just have to turn things around and win, right? - That's right!
- This is the first ever losing game, right?
- What's the score now? - I think it's 5-0.
- We can still do it. - Yeah, we can still do it.
By the way, how was the strategy?
I don't think it was wrong. Shibayui made a chance.
- Shibayui got one. - Yeah, it was really close.
- I didn't get it. - Defense is hard.
- It's hard. - There are too many free players.
- Everyone's free. - Seriously, defense is a bit...
- Look at how he's getting beaten up. - When you go "wah!" in front of you...
- I'll lower my offside line. - That's always offside!
- Are you okay?! - Are you okay?!
- I know! - Like this?
- I don't want to go like this, but... - Don't you want a point?
- I want a point! - Yes!
- Let's go in front of you, Ryo! - Oh, really?
- If Ryo-kun was around Tetsuya... - He looks strong.
- Let's switch Tetsuya and Ryo-kun first. - I see.
- Tetsuya will run for you, so you should go in front of him. - Then I'll do defense.
- If you go in front of Shibayui... - You can definitely do offside defense.
- Yeah. - Let's do our best.
- If you fall any lower... - Don't show me that face.
- You're really doing your best! - Adults are losing!
- It's all adults' fault! - We're just big!
- Let's all grow up and become like adults and win! - Yeah.
- It's a reversal! - Six points!
- I'll wear a condom and do it again. - I'll be called "headband man."
- Let's work hard for lunch, too! - Yes!
Bloopers
Go in! Go in!
My ball didn't get stuck in there!
Strike your ball! Stick it in!
Keep going!
Nice.
Good.
Nice.
Good.
Go! Go! Go!
Coach, is it right?
It's right! It's right! You can attack!
Yes!
Stop it!
Except for Tetsuya and Ryo, basically, you have to be aware of defense.
Awareness of defense!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
OK! OK!
I'm happy!
No. 13 is amazing!
Oh no! No. 14 is a real man!
I don't have enough energy!
Wow!
Good job!
No. 13 is amazing!
I'm happy!
Nice!
I'm getting better!
Nice!
Good job!
Nice!
Good job!
Nice!
No. 2!
Good job!
No. 2!
Nice!
Good job!
No. 2!
I'm getting better!
Don't forget to like and subscribe!
I'll show you how strong I am!
I won't move from here, so come here!
Give me one point!
I'll get one point!
Nice!
Great!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Good!
OK! Get it!
It's a new self-defense meeting.
Clear!
Damn it!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I can't go back.
No!
My feet are fast!
Ahhhh!
I want to score a goal soon.
I think so, too.
This is the best!
Let's play a game!
We are losing!
Go back!
Nice!
Go back!
Coach!
How many minutes do we have left?
About two minutes.
Excuse me!
Change players!
Thank you, elementary school students.
Two minutes left!
Change with adults!
What?
What's up?
We will give you 1 point and 10 points.
Yeah!
We will win!
Yeah!
We will win!
You guys are serious!
Go forward!
Takeshi is coming!
nice!
be careful!
go go go!
can you do it!?
try!
oh!
that was close!
It's okay! It's okay!
It's not in!
If you put it in, you win!
The crowd doesn't sound!
It's okay!
It's amazing!
It's okay!
It might be a plus one plate!
Put it in! Put it in!
It's in!
Go!
You can do it!
Bye-bye!
You can do it!
Bye-bye!
You can do it!
The power of adults!
This is the power of adults!
Fly with all your might!
Go!
So, once again, it's a victory for the adults' team.
I'm glad.
As a child, I was very careful about it.
How old are you now?
As an adult, I don't know which one is an adult now.
I thought I might lose in the middle of doing something like this.
How much did you do your best?
Zero.
Three times worse.
Three times worse?
We did about 110, didn't we?
In total.
188.
You haven't kicked the ball even once, have you?
That's right.
Maybe we didn't even have a match.
I realized that adults who say they are elementary school students and decide what they are are useless.
We, Yamataichi, will train ourselves again and when the elementary school team becomes adults, we may be the same.
No, we're just becoming like this.
We may be the same old men and old women.
We may be old men and old women.
If we could play a match between 80 and 70 years old, we would play it.
Until we become adults who are on the same level as each other, we will not play this match.
Let's play it again at that time.
Thank you for today.